Hesediel and Demiurge have made an implausible celebrity couple in the world of the Afterlife.
Hesediel, hailing from the celestial heavens, told us how they met: ‘We were at a cocktail party thrown by JC. It was pretty boring until Demiurge and I both reached for the last pizza wheel.
‘It recoiled at my touch and cursed a snarl,’ Hesedial continued, ‘but there was something sexy in the way that it attempted to gore me that I just knew Demi was my eternal soulmate.’
And what does Demiurge, a data entry assistant at a small Hell-based investment bank, think of this Romeo and Juliet-esque love?
‘I’m trying to convince Hesedial to let me and my friends run a train on her,’ it told us.